A perfect car for a perfect loser

Are you being humiliated by your friends or some rich schmucks for having a civic or a corolla, while they are driving BMWs, VWs and Audis? Then you are the luckiest person in the whole world. Why? Because you don't own any of those cars. Those people simply don't know what to pick, so they chose whatever everyone else choses.
Every day, I have to wake up at 6:30 to prepare for school. At about 7 I leave the house in a brand new 09 CRV. Sadly, I see all bimmers and benzes while a drive to school. Those idiots simply wasted their money just for a name! BMW spells "Bulls*ttest Manufacturer in the World". Their cars never changed since 1990s. Take M3 for example. $55000 worth of failure. Naturally aspirated V8 420hp M-Sports engine, RWD, Leather seats. Sounds really taunting right? Too bad it's not the whole story. That 420hp is not even capable of beating EVO 9's stock turbocharged V4 with 286hp. RWD suppose to have some awesome handing right? It obviously doesn't beat Audi S4 (which was embarrassed by Honda's SH-AWD). If it can't beat a Honda, it can't beat anything. How about leather seats? Or should I say vinyl? It doesn't even feel leather. All it is is looks, that's it. But is it worth 55k? I wouldn't even pay 30k for that. And what's worse, not just 335, but 135i smokes M3. So there's no reason in purchasing an M3. Here's a better example: Audi A8. Do you really think it's good? What would you do if I said that it's a dressed up VW? That's the truth. Audi owns Porche and Lambo, and WV owns Bugatti and Audi, which means it's the same as Porche and Lambo. So when you buy a GTI, you actually buy a Bugatti! It turns out to be something like a love pentagon, where there's no love at all. I would prefer buying a Chevy instead of all those cars. If I want a little luxury, I would buy Lexus or Jaguar, or even Acura. I wil never buy a German car, because all of them are horrible! So if you have a Honda or Corolla, you should be proud of yourselves!